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13 embroideries you actually can relate to

When you think about embroidery you might picture some wise words inside a cottage, but here's what they can look like nowadays:

All embroideries are created in our Desin editor where you can buy them as embroidery kits (or ready-made pieces).

1. "It's not hoarding if your shit is cool"

Did you read that article about Peter who sold his Pokémon cards for 50 grand? FIFTY GRAND!?! One day all that "hoarding" (collecting if I may) will pay off. Mark my words. Mark. My. Words.

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2. "I'm not hungry but I'm bored. Therefore I shall eat."

And I'm bored like, most of the time so...

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3. "Tänk inte på allt du tror"

Swedish for "Don't think about everything you believe". Try it, could be interesting.

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4. "These are the only plants I haven't killed yet."

It has been told that there is a plant lady deep within all of us. For some people she's further away than for others.

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5. "Please shut up. I'm very busy and important."

Bridget Jones, every office worker's house god. This embroidery must be the best desk accessory. 100% touché.

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6. "Satans jävla skit"

Swedish for.. well, a bunch of curse words. That's how we roll here in Sweden!

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7. "All you need is love. And Netflix. Or just Netflix."

Hands up if you agree! Also - what was life even like before Netflix?

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8. "Jaja, men nu blev det så..."

Swedish for "Oh well, that happened" (sort of). Sometimes things just turn out the way they do and that's ok!

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9. "May the force be with you"

Perfect for the hallway as a motivational poster before work. May the force be with you, young padawan.

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10. "En gäspning är ett tyst rop på kaffe"

Swedish for "A yawn is just a quiet cry for coffee". We're all about our coffee here in Sweden. We (as a nation) would probably implode without it.

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11. "Ett arsle är ett arsle. Även i finbyxor."

Swedish for "An arse is an arse. Even in fancy pants". And it sounds just about that accurate in Swedish.

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12. "Var och en skäms för sig själv"

Swedish for "Everyone feels their own shame". Except for parents, becuase we all feel ashamed of our parents too.

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13. "Bless this mess"

Organized chaos? Yah, we've all been there. Tidy people just don't experience it quite as often.

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